2. Nothing stinks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you are wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I did not want to take a nap when I was younger.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5. I cannot remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
6. Bad decisions make good stories.
7. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment during the day when you know that you just are not going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
8. I am always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word, and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my forty page essay that I promise I did not make any changes to.
9. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring, but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I did not answer? Drop the phone and run away?
10. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good, and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
11. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
12. I would rather try to carry ten full grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring my groceries in.
13. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
14. I have always wondered how many times it is appropriate to say "What?" before you just shrug your shoulders and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said.
15. There is no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning you chair back a little too far.
16. Sometimes I will look down at my watch three consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
17. Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.
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